BY: Jack Tagliamonte
This is a real problem, there is a serious situation at 3100 Burns Road. This school's WiFi is already a piece of poop lathered in more poop wrapped in your dad's sweaty underwear which was dunked in a vat of skunk spray, but somehow it got worse, they have been blocking apps, websites, and the VPN's to get them back. They've been doing the blocking website thing since day 1 because they knew at least one kid would be looking up some pornographic images or something, but taking down Instagram and Snapchat is just going too far, don't worry Twitter fans, that little slice of social media is safe because Fish himself is a Twitter man and no one cares about Facebook anymore, so if you want to play Farmville with your Aunt Carol then you're set.
Snapchat and Instagram are a whole new thing, they're a slice of the current outside world, it's also a main form of communication for me because I don't actually text anyone, Snapchat has been my way of finding rides and getting money for lunch because my mom doesn't love me enough to answer me when I DO text her, overall Snapchat is just a tool I have to use and the school preventing it makes things a lot harder to know where I'm going after school. Instagram no one really uses for something actually important other than looking at their friends post about their super cool sandwich and a tall frappe with vanilla extract with a hint of genuine cacao or some pretty bad quality memes.
There's just no reason to take down the apps that do nothing but let others see what their doing in their classes, like most teachers are cracking down on phones anyway so what are they going to gain from blocking it from the ones in study hall or in free time for when classes end early.
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