BY: Jack Tagliamante
Please stop delaying Project Unify. It's been like 4 weeks since we were supposed to do it, then we had to push it back because we weren't ready, then it got delayed for losing one of the greats, then a snow day. What's next, are we going to get a present from North Korea? How about King Kong destroying the school? Maybe the Girl Scouts burn the place down! Just really think about it, do you think there's another reason behind this? Maybe the reason why we keep on delaying it is because they went full Space Jam and took all of the players skills and now we have to go against the MonStars. Maybe there's something even bigger than that, maybe there's something more.... sinister.
Probably not though. We've just kept on pushing it back for the extra tension for when it actually does happen. But I feel like with the good old Madison luck the world would end when we were actually going to have Project Unify in full effect. But how? I hear none of you asking, I don't know that's up to your imagination, stop bothering me about it. Overall I just want to watch Project Unify on the day we promised, I want us to push through it no matter what because it's worth it in the end. How long has it been since we've had an assembly? Probably a million years, the last one I remember was the homecoming court one when they played the games, so I think it'll be good to have everyone back in one room again.
Reasons Why We Have to Have Project Unify This Friday
- We promised
- It's been delayed like 8 times
- Donations to the Special Olympics
- We promised
- Why not?
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